Total Medals Earned: 629 (From 137 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,630 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (30/125 points)
An angry Ducky is a Demonic Ducky
That looked like it hurt
Unlock the puzzle door
Ride the Crazy Train
This can't be good
Find the secret passage
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/385 points)
Disco inferno
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 16/21 (465/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every small enemy
reach space
touch the sky
Kill every big enemy
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 8/18 (125/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Get all 10 stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 10/30 (55/190 points)
Be too greedy
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Free Emma
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/100 points)
Get to stage 5
Get to stage 10
You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.
Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.
Get to stage 15
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/500 points)
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?